Sunday, July 16, 2023

he got fired for bad breath


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John @ Infinite Age john@infiniteage.com

9:05 AM (10 hours ago)
to me

Your butt isn't the only thing that farts...

Your mouth does too.

In fact, I knew a guy who got fired for bad breath.

Yup... fired for bad breath.

His boss never admitted that he fired him for his breath.

But everyone knew.

Little did he know that he didn't actually have bad breath...

He was farting.

Out his mouth.

His poop was literally marinating in his gut and wafting up through his mouth.

And despite everything he did to stop his bad breath...

Brushing his tongue,

Chewing Gum,

Breath sprays,

He still couldn't get rid of the smell.

And he was fired because of it.

Now, if this sounds a little too familiar...

Then chances are you have the same problem.

And your stinky breath is a sign that your body is screaming for a detox.

So you can flush that poop out...

Remove those harmful toxins...

And get your breath and body back to being "squeaky clean."

Well, the good news is that we're having a massive sale on our Detox Bundle.

And when you order a bottle of Infinite Cleanse...

You get the other two bottles (Sea Moss Advanced & Apple Cider Vinegar)

For FREE.

Not only that...

But we're also tossing in a $15 gift card that you can use and apply to any future order.

And you'll ALSO get a supplement travel organizer.

That way you can conveniently fit 7+ days of supplements in your pocket or purse so you never miss a single day without giving your body the nutrients it's screaming for.

But there is one problem:

This sale ends TONIGHT.

And if you don't secure your order of the Detox Bundle today...

You'll miss out entirely.

So tap here now to secure your Detox Bundle (while supplies last)

And have a blessed day...

-John Carlisle

 
Infinite Age is a black-owned health and wellness company that offers all-natural dietary supplements and superfoods. Infinite Age was founded to serve people, especially those underrepresented and underestimated, who are looking for natural and holistic products to transform their lifestyles and enjoy improved health and wellness.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2023

this is funny

 Dear Kansas Turnpike Authority,

I am writing to you today to bring to your attention an important issue that I believe deserves consideration. As you are no doubt aware, the safety of motorists on the Kansas Turnpike is of paramount importance, and it is imperative that steps be taken to ensure that all drivers are obeying traffic laws and driving responsibly.

With this in mind, I would like to draw your attention to a particular scene in the classic film The Godfather, in which the character Sonny Corleone is tragically killed in a hail of bullets while driving on a toll road. As a viewer of this film, I couldn't help but think that if Sonny had a K tag, he would still be alive today.

As you know, a K tag is a form of electronic toll collection that allows drivers to pass through toll booths without stopping to pay. This not only saves time for motorists, but also reduces the likelihood of accidents and other incidents that can occur when drivers have to slow down or come to a complete stop at toll booths.

In the case of Sonny Corleone, it is clear that his need to stop and pay the toll at the booth contributed to his untimely demise. Had he been able to simply pass through the booth with a K tag, he may have been able to avoid the ambush that ultimately led to his death.

While I realize that this is a fictional scenario, I believe that it underscores the importance of promoting safe driving practices on the Kansas Turnpike. By encouraging more drivers to use K tags, you can help to reduce the risk of accidents and other incidents that can occur when drivers are forced to stop at toll booths.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I hope that you will consider taking steps to promote the use of K tags on the Kansas Turnpike.

Sincerely,

The Godfather 


I found this in my treasures ......... Henry McClure 


Tuesday, March 7, 2023

More research is needed to fully understand resveratrol.

To: Wine Drinkers From: Trudy Subject: Resveratrol Resveratrol is a natural compound found in some plants, such as grapes, blueberries, and peanuts. It is often promoted for its potential health benefits, including anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties. Here are some key points to keep in mind when considering resveratrol: 

1. Potential benefits: Resveratrol has been suggested to have a range of potential health benefits, such as protecting the heart, reducing inflammation, and lowering the risk of certain types of cancer. 

2. Sources: Resveratrol is found in a variety of foods, but the highest concentrations are found in red wine and grapes. 

3. Dosage: There is no established optimal dosage of resveratrol, but studies have used dosages ranging from 150 milligrams to 5 grams per day. 

4. Safety: Resveratrol is generally considered safe when consumed in food. However, there is limited research on the long-term effects of taking resveratrol supplements, so it is important to consult with a healthcare provider before taking them. 

5. Limitations: While some studies have suggested potential benefits of resveratrol, others have shown no significant effects. 

More research is needed to fully understand the potential benefits and limitations of resveratrol. Overall, resveratrol is an interesting compound that has been the subject of much research. However, more studies are needed to determine its true potential and any risks associated with its use.