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 Dear Kansas Turnpike Authority,

I am writing to you today to bring to your attention an important issue that I believe deserves consideration. As you are no doubt aware, the safety of motorists on the Kansas Turnpike is of paramount importance, and it is imperative that steps be taken to ensure that all drivers are obeying traffic laws and driving responsibly.

With this in mind, I would like to draw your attention to a particular scene in the classic film The Godfather, in which the character Sonny Corleone is tragically killed in a hail of bullets while driving on a toll road. As a viewer of this film, I couldn't help but think that if Sonny had a K tag, he would still be alive today.

As you know, a K tag is a form of electronic toll collection that allows drivers to pass through toll booths without stopping to pay. This not only saves time for motorists, but also reduces the likelihood of accidents and other incidents that can occur when drivers have to slow down or come to a complete stop at toll booths.

In the case of Sonny Corleone, it is clear that his need to stop and pay the toll at the booth contributed to his untimely demise. Had he been able to simply pass through the booth with a K tag, he may have been able to avoid the ambush that ultimately led to his death.

While I realize that this is a fictional scenario, I believe that it underscores the importance of promoting safe driving practices on the Kansas Turnpike. By encouraging more drivers to use K tags, you can help to reduce the risk of accidents and other incidents that can occur when drivers are forced to stop at toll booths.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I hope that you will consider taking steps to promote the use of K tags on the Kansas Turnpike.

Sincerely,

The Godfather 

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